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How Funny Cats Deal With Human Beings

Cats are intriguing creatures. One of the most interesting and humorous tales about funny cats was told by Rudyard Kipling in his Just-So story, 'The Cat That Walked By Himself'. A cat's demeanor can change in the blink of an eye. One minute they are purring affectionately on your lap, and the next they stalk off, aloof and cool. Here's how cats see the world of human beings.

A vet is a horrible person that works in a place that smells. This is where you get taken if you are ill. When your owner comes towards you with the carrier, run away and hide. When they do catch you, splay your legs and struggle with all your might.

During the trip to the vet, you must meow the whole time. If you are able to force your claws through the bars of the carrier, give your owner a quick scratch. When you get to the vet, push your body right back inside the carrier with your legs splayed out.

When you return home, your owners will try and give you medicine. Bolt when you hear the pill bottle rattling. When they try to force your mouth open, wriggle out of their clutches. Somehow they will get the pill in, but you've still got a trick up your sleeve - throw up on chair. For an even better result, a Persian rug would be preferable.

One of the best ways to have fun is to wake up a sleeping human. Jump up and purr, head-butt, meow or walk on her or him. If you get no reaction, you will have resort to other measures. Rip down the posters, rattle the blinds or scrape your claws noisily on the bed base. You will succeed in the end.

When your owners have guests, you must quickly detect the person who hates cats. Hop onto this lap as fast as you can. The guest who proclaims a love for cats should be completely shunned. Be aloof and unfriendly as they make stupid sounds to call you over. If this person continues, you might have to sharply nip his or her ankle. Be sure to follow every guest into the toilet and stare intently at them.

Lastly, if you want to show love to your owners, a gift will be appreciated. Present them with a disemboweled garden snake, a frog or a rodent. Their delight will be evident by their facial expressions. Now you know what funny cats think of human beings!

If you enjoy cat humor be sure to stop by funny cat video.  There you can find a wide variety of feline hilarity.

On the other hand, if your sense of humor is broader, consider looking at funny videoes of all sorts.

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